Answers to all life's questions!

As you may have guessed, this is a list of our most frequently asked questions.  We'll try to answer as many as we can and put them here, but let's face it, there may be ones you might not see, and if that's the case, then E-mail Us Here and you'll be pleasantly surprised how insanely fast we'll get back to you because we're just awesome like that!


Who are you?

Wow you cut right to the chase eh?  Not even dinner or drinks!  Well the short of it is we're some people who got tired of paying crazy prices for tanning lotions, so we got together, built a website, and BAM brought you  We've got three ex-salon owners working with us, so we always make sure we stay on top of the trends in lotions!  We're 100% Canadian, and damn proud of it!


How can you sell lotions so cheap?

Because we're!  Okay that was lame.  Basically because we're an online store, so we don't have to pay rent, or staff, or electricity (well just enough to run our computers).  Not having the overheads of a regular tanning salon allows us to pass those savings on to you.


Do you ever have sales?

Oooooo girl!  Do we!?!  Except they're all over the place.  So we have one day sales, couple day sales, one month sales.  We just pretty much put a sale on some lotion or all lotion whenever the mood strikes us!  Sooo.... now you're wondering "Um well how the hell do I know when you have sales!?!"  We'll tell you!  The best way is to follow us on Facebook or better yet, sign up for our e-mail newsletter TanTreats and then you don't have to do anything but wait until the magic mail fairies drop a note in your inbox telling you about our next sale!


When you gonna ship out my lotions?

Whoa!  Simmer down now!  As soon as FedEx gets their butts to our office!  Okay, maybe not that fast.  Processing usually take about 5-7 days and then we'll send your lotions off into the beautiful Canadian landscape and eventually to your front door.  We ship on Tuesdays and Fridays in order to keep our prices low.  The only reason this could ever take longer is if you order on the weekend, and well let's face it, we work weekends but other people don't which makes our job harder.  But we assure you, we don't doddle and it's our top priority to get you your lotion ASAP!  Shipping is done via FedEx Ground and takes anywhere from 1-7 business days depending on your location in this country we call home!  


Do you sell the same quality tanning lotions as my tanning salon?

We sure do!  100% quality, unused, unopened brand spanking new lotions!  So if your salon owner tells you that it's fake, oh they be lyin'!  We're genuine all the way! (That's why salon owners hate us!)


Do you offer Wholesale Pricing?

Why yes we do!  If you've got a small spa, gym, salon or any business that could benefit from our products, please Contact Us us and we'll chat!


What's your favourite tanning lotion? (Yes that's a F.A.Q.)

Oh so many to choose from!  How can we pick!?!  Buuuuuuuut, if we had to pick just one tanning lotion, it'd have to be Black which I've personally been using for the last 5 years.  Now if you're talking about sunless tanning lotion, that's easy, it's VersaSpa Spray Tanner this stuff is INCREDIBLE!  You want colour like yesterday?  Then use this!


Do you have outdoor lotions?

Yup!  Sure do.  And by outdoor lotions you mean lotions with SPF right?  Okay good.  You can find them under Outdoor Products


Do you sell sunless products?

Absolutely!  Tanning isn't for everyone and we're not here to judge!  You can find our sunless products under, you guessed it Sunless Products